Spam Poetry: I am the Chosen One!
Check out this spam I just got…I am LOL.
YOU ARE THE LORD CHOSEN ONE
Greetings to you in the most wonderful name of our Lord and Savior
Jesus
Christ, As a matter of fact I got your email address from a mail
Directory
in my late husband s private library and decided to mail you for a
permission for the help of this fund and i sincerely hope you will
understand my plight, His richest blessings shall be upon you forever.I
am
Mrs.Shrinder C. Jorgensen, I am 61 years old from Netherlands, I am
deaf
and suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected
my
brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it
is
quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that i
may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage
has
gotten to A very bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies
home, was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child.
My
husband died in a fatal motor accident. Before his death we were true
Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my
inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of USD$18.5million
dollars
with a BankThis money is still with them and the management of the Bank just wrote
me
as the true owner to come forward to receive the money or rather issue
a
letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I
can
not come forth because of my illness or they get it confisticated. I am
in
Rotterdam Erasmus Academisch Ziekenhuis Stratendijkwal 230, 3015 CE 010
463 9221 Hospital were am undergoing my Medicals treatment for cancer
of
the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have
told
me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see
that
this money is invested to any organization of your choice and
distributed
among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies
home. I
want you to also use this money to fund orphanages, churches and to
expend
the kingdom of God and widows. I took this decision, before I rest in
peace because my time will soon be up.As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of My Late
Husband Attorney, he will also assist you regarding to my and Fund and
i i
also give to you the contact of the Bank. I will also issue you a
letter
of authorization and send to you the certificate of deposit of the
money
which you will forward to the Bank, that will proof you as the new
beneficiary of my late husband funds. Please assure me that you will
act
accordingly as I stated herein.I shall wait at your prayerful reply.
Yours Beloved Sister,
some person
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