Kobe MVP – We Still Don’t like You

Note to Kobe, the NBA MVP for 2008:

Just because you win the MVP Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because you are the best player in the NBA, Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because you make millions upon millions of dollars Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because you can make amazing buzzer-beater shots like they’re nothing Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because you can score 60+ points in a game Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because all the ladies love Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because you can speak like 15 different languages Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because your team, the LA Lakers, will probably win the 2008 NBA Championship Kobe, we still don’t like you.

Just because Raja Bell had a great facial on you Kobe, we still don’t like you.

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But, that Raja facial does score some points for Raja. We like you Raja.

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